Since few years ago,the invention of iPhone and Android instantaneously conquered the consumed rates of phone in the global market. By that, as we can realise, the Nokia, Motorola, Sony Ericsson archievement fell badly and get replaced by and by. Well, we do learn a lot on how the evolution of communication tech in Malaysia, but I definitely not going to talk on those things. What is my reason for not buying an iPhone? This is due to…
1. Lady Gaga and Beyonce Hate That
As they said:
Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t wanna think anymore!
I left my hand
and my heart on the dance floor.
So if you are the fans of them, no matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian, transgendered life, black, white or beige, chola or orient made, u better don’t make a call to them bcoz they are born this way!
2. Pigeons faster
The main function we holding our phone is to connect with the world, phone call, message and etc. But traditionally ancient people used pigeons,elephant,shark,zebra to deliver their speeches to the others. This method is wonderful!! With iPhone touch screen u only can feel the texture of glass but if u raise a pigeon,u can pinch it,harass it even eat it!! Buy some from the Tronoh Pasar Malam!
3. It is too thin and slim!
It is so expensive if compare with the materials used to built it! Well,some people will said that the price is mostly due to the smart functions it posses. However, it is undeniable fact that if u want a multifunctinonal stuff like this, u can employ a maid instead. They are cheaper, trained to serve people and sexy in some way especially those from Philipine.
4. The Name is Not Nice
So called “iPhone”, and the developer gave plenty of beautiful reasons on it. The conspiracy behind the scene is, “i” is the alphabets that can be written fastest among the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, hence it will cut the cost in the aspect of inks. Meaning when they want to promote iPhone on A4 size paper, given the quantity is 100 millions piece of brochures, they could save up to 1 dollar!
Now we know that why it is not named as “applePhone”!
5. Petronas doesn’t give claiming on iPhone
This is definitely a sad story that Petronas sponsor RM3500 on computer, RM400 on orientation week, RM500 on living allowance every month, RM400 on book allowance every sem, RM100 on equipments every years but RM0 on iPhone. If you are planning to reduced the money in those allowances for buying an iPhone, u cannot eat Uncle Bob instantly, cannot go Ipoh to sing K, cannot buy a fan to fight with the sweltering hot weather anymore.
For the above reason, we should just employ a maid and not buying an iPhone.
In a nutshell, all above are craps but also successfully to persuade myself not to be lured in buying an iPhone.iPhone is not suitable for people like me. By that, I shall start saving money in DSLR, next year perhaps!